The surveillance video stands as a lesson to our rival clubs. The onslaught of disruptions and vandalistic intrusions to our multi-sport athletes in training must be thwarted. The Islandwood Country Club Security Council recently installed a complex array of fail safe improvements to protect our privacy and training integrity.
It has been concluded that winning 38 of the last 52 inter-club paddle tennis championships has caused the pathetically ill-conceived efforts of our rivals to break our members' concentrated efforts. We are on to you.
Charles "Wink" Toth III Greens Committee Chairman www.IslandwoodCountryClub.com












