The Ladies Vroooom...
We are very excited to announce that Islandwood has taken delivery of two additional "Ladies Vrooms".
Since the ladies 18-holers took a "stand" against the mens groups' ability to enter the wooded areas for relief, we have endeavored to provide some discreet equality.
The first two Vrooms were so popular, that we were able to budget for two additional mobile latrines. They will be strategically placed on the front and back nines so that our lady members and guests can hit the woods as effectively as the men.
As requested, we have also glued the seat permanently in the down position. Anything for our members!
Francis Westmoreland, Club Superintendent/Greenskeeper, Islandwood C.C.