The Grumpy Pro - Monday Blues

Holy ratfarts!  This again? 

Islandwood Country Club is closed on Mondays.  That means that on Mondays the club is CLOSED!  And next Monday too.  And substantially all year on Mondays unless we have an outside charity outing or a tournament or such.

And even on those Mondays that you see us busily practicing as you circle and drive by the club with your clubs peeking out of your convertible.  You are not welcome here!  

Only on Mondays that is.

It is generally a day (Monday) strictly for course maintenance and for the Club Staff to get ready for a new and fresh week of serving you!

So if you feel like jumping onto the golf course like Clyde Dale did last Monday, think again.  You can expect to be met with our busy golf course full of workers and a good chance of bodily injury due to numerous unpredictable dangers.  

Not the least of which is an armed pro with a two iron and half a bucket of balls.

Tom Clooney, Head Golf Professional